AKA: "Marisen's Scorpion Farm", or "Spiders Georg"
Like all the best decks, this started as a joke (about the idea of a "scorpion tribal" deck) but it's pretty fun to play. The main way you win with this deck is making the enemy scared to attack in because all possible blocks are unfavourable trades for them (or punish them for taking the bad trades since just about all your units trade up with theirs), and then go wide around them with Xenan Obelisk
buffing your tokens.
Don't be afraid to trade since you've got plenty more deadly units where these came from, plus stuffing your void just makes Torrent of Spiders
Recommended Cosmetics: Your favourite "Playing Jank in Ranked" avatar, Direwood Spider Totem, and Xenan Obelisk Cardback.