If 'arson' ain't my middle name, it's 'cause I legally changed it to my first.
-> Replace 8 Fire Sigils with 4x Turn Down and 4x D'Angelo Arson.
-> Fast, delightful, gross.
-> Mull for influence and some early removal or ramp.
-> Never not face.
-> Power curve describes intended effect upon opponents.
This deck will likely become grosser as I get more time to tune; ain't nobody takin' my crown on thissun. Bring it.