Master Splinter

Argenport Sewers at its jankiest.
Trying to couple it with sacrifice outlets, especially Stonescar Scrapper for repeated draw, and Dizo, Cabal Chairman for unblockable beats with gas.

The ramp package is a bit tricky, and even with playsets of Vara's Choice, Banish, and 3 In Cold Blood, I still feel like it doesn't have enough removal. Not consistently.

Night helps us smooth out draws, which is good because the base deck only runs 25 power. I know, it's insanity, but it seems to work most of the time, I swear! Give it a try for yourself.

Questionable inclusions (aka "flex slots")
- Obrak, the Feaster: he holds a special janky spot in my heart. He's also a sacrifice outlet... but is he good enough?
- Azindel's Gift: this has been on rotation a lot, sometimes as Vara, sometimes as another Devoted Theurge or threat, and sometimes as another power source. I like it as a big threat though.
- Minotaur Lighthoof: despite being a potentially game-winning card, especially if we can hit one of our big threats with it after sever Night ticks and Dizo hits, it might not be good enough. /shrug