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100% Winrate Masters Uldra Kalis Reanimator Combo

Throne Deck By
ThePlatypusKing
Team Rankstar

+18

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Faction

Information

Update: Video on TeamRankstar.com

I won 2/2 games that I played with this deck. It's basically busted. Trials of Grodov is pretty much the best set ever. Come ask to watch it LIVE on my Twitch Channel!

Details

Shiftstone Cost
Does not include campaign cost
41,350
Premium Cost
221,600
Influence Requirements
2 2
Power Sources
19 22 16
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Deck Rarities
17 26 16 12
Card Types
31 4 19 1 25
Contains Cards From Campaigns
Jekk's Bounty [Set1001]
Dead Reckoning [Set1003]
Trials of Grodov [Set1006]
Archetype
Combo Midrange
Updated
August 2, 2019
Added
July 25, 2019
Views
9,617
Eternal Version
Dark Frontier
BBCode For Comments
Deck URL

Revisions (Since last major patch) August 2, 2019

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Comments

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ClubbingSealCub Eternal Version: 1.46.9
I played against this deck and I can confirm it's annoying as fuck
Darkfine Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Hah, Hahahaha.

Thank you for this. I somehow feel complete now
Hanoth Eternal Version: 1.46.9
You played two games and you think that proves a deck is good? Would you trust medication if they told you they tested it on two people but neither of them died?
AGhostlyToaster Eternal Version: 1.46.9
You must not have encountered Platy much haha, it's a joke
Soulsbornepain Eternal Version: 1.46.9
All hail King Platypus! May his reign last long and prosper!
spoderman1337 Edited Eternal Version: 1.46.9
actualy the title is missleading , if you won 2/2 that means u got a 200% winrate , you win 1x game 100% you win 2x 200%, aint that obvious
PandaBroPound Eternal Version: 1.46.9
REPORTED
I've already told the police that you messed up numbers and proved that I have a negative 6000% win rate
See you in prison IDIOT
VoidKing Eternal Version: 1.46.9
That is... not how that works... However it's probably still misleading in the sense that 100% winrate over only 2 games, is not a large enough sample size of games to conclude this deck is any good, in the long run, at all.
TheSkeeJay Eternal Version: 1.46.9
You seem like you're fun at parties.
VoidKing Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Truth is, when read in context, yeah, I suppose it really is funny, however, there's no way to tell that he was joking as the level of stupidity from many people on the internet never ceases to amaze. How is anyone who doesn't already know this poster supposed to tell?
VoidKing Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Not really. Just barely the fun enough type of person to detect sarcasm... :)
Fedayeen Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Lol. R u kidding? Ofc not.
Phoney Eternal Version: 1.46.9
r/Whoosh
josecarlos2121 Edited Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Best deck ever. Uldra is busted. Look no furter for Trials of Ghodov builds.
TheBlastodermMan Edited Eternal Version: 1.46.9
When I first gazed upon this list, I was fairly unimpressed. It looked like a pile of random cards just trying to do something that it was very bad at doing.

But, being a fan of the one and only King of the Platypus, I figured I would give it a try. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I would lose valuable Masters rating points? I would cause my opponent to die from laughter after seeing the pile I was playing? My dog would give me a condescending look and be disappointed in me? It was all a chance I was willing to take.

All of a sudden..BOOM!!! Much like the librarian you ignore and tolerate who transforms into all the hotness when she takes off her glasses and releases her gorgeous long brown locks of hair out of her bun, this deck made me feel tingly in all the right places. I'm not saying it caused me to make thick in my drawers the first time I played it....but I not NOT saying that either.

I feel near infinite power is contained within this deck. It infuses me with confidence and virility. It makes me want to strut around the neighborhood rocking only my American flag banana hammock, screaming "U-S-A, U-S-A!!!," at the top of my lungs, as all the horny beautiful people fall in line behind me, like I am some sort of Sexy Hairy, slightly chubby, Pied Piper of Vigor and Manhood.

I must admit, I had to call my doctor after about four hours. My little soldier was risking permanent injury from being in such a constant erect state. I must warn any person with a penis who plays this...keep your phone handy, and your doctor on speed dial. You really don't want to risk injury.

After a brief period of rest, I have tried to play the deck again...only to experience the same results. I personally am not sure I can safely play this deck much more. But, I have NO regrets. NONE. Playing this deck was almost the best moment of my life...something I will remember always, Alas, it is time to move on. While no other deck will ever that the place of this one in my heart (or my nether regions), it is just unsafe for me to continue. I guess I will just have to play some Rakano Onis.

Sure, Rakano Onis can't fuck like a psycho red-headed stripper that this deck is, but it's good, and sturdy, and will at least take care of your needs weekly, like that plain girl next door. And for the betterment of my health and mental state, that is the path I must take.

Regardless, highly recommend.
Phoney Eternal Version: 1.46.9
I only read the last paragraph, got confused, and had to read the whole thing
PleasingSky4 Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Are you trying to reach your potential? Look no further, this deck is the real deal.
Thatresolves Eternal Version: 1.46.9
blew my load watching this explode all over a poor skycrag opponent.