Conflicted

The original used Dragonsmith and Whelp instead of Akko and Survivalist, and I'm honestly not sure this version is better. Change whatever you want, I already laughed really hard while feeling like a terrible person, so that's my weekend made.

The object of the game is to get Hammer of Might on Navani and swing that turn to warcryx4 your entire deck. From Within (Charge) and Bubble Shield (Aegis) make this a bit easier than it used to be. Jishu, Dragon Forge, and Rise help you find a Hammer if you've got a Navani; Rise helps you find a Navani. Any amount of additional Warcry you can stack on Navani will apply to your entire deck, hence Warhelm and Shogun's Scepter. Akko, Badlands Survivalist, and Ijin only make this more dumb. Our first few games produced a lot of stupid things but notably a 19/14 Navani and a 28/who cares Jishu. If I could find room for one card, it'd be Trick Shot to increase survival while pushing damage from your stupidly large units.

I hadn't laughed this hard since I made at least several (9) sneks. Be warned that this deck is markedly less consistent than my usual aggro decks, even though it did rank us up a bit in Master. We had a very consistent deck (Unconflicted) that won all of its games but was not doing what I wanted in terms of sheer stupidity, so this deck makes some necessary sacrifices in the name of Total Bullshit.