Vampikachus rendition of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Okay okay okay
I know what you guys are thinking
“This is literally the same deck you posted”
But it’s not and your definition of ‘literally’ is askew.
There was a lot of buzz about an alessi post deck, and I couldn’t find it anywhere despite wanting to give it a shot. So, I built my own. Using the same theme as the last deck I made (AND posted because my god do I brew a lot of bad things and not bring them to show and tell), but this deck has a different game plan. This spiffy guy here is more about early tempo, late combo. Honestly I need help though, it has A LOT of potential, but lacks consistent means of getting everything set up. More often than not, I’ll have the combo rolling and never see a merchant to grab my pit. Here’s the ideal set up- slap a wisp on board>follow up with merchant grabbing hourglass or whatever needs to be grabbed> do you think the board is clear to play post? Y/N
Stall with your trolly controller, get to a pit or chains, and win. Normally they’ll scoop it up before you get that far though. This deck CAN generate some serious value, but it’s a matter of if it WILL. Feedback me in the comments, leave ideas, love letters or hate mail.