The Weary Gang

Are you tired of trying to make a deck using “bad cards”?
Have you spent HOURS trying to figure out how to make Weary Spiteling VIABLE?
You’re not alone!
With the help of Crownwatch Press Gang, your inconsistency becomes in-con.....history?
Who the hell wrote this? I’m so tired of these TelePrompTers.
I have here today, for you, yes YOU with your sorrowful eyes, a sample of what endless possibilities you may or may not have overlooked!
Gaze upon this wonderful heap of smoldering diapers! All the trash cards are here, in your digitized hands!
Count your 0’s and mark your 1’s you child of binary coding, for this is The Weary Gang!
Now I know what you’re thinking
“Vamp, I’ve ran in to you on ladder multiple times and I’m pretty sure you cheated to hit masters every. Single. Month.”
And you might be right! You’re probably mumbling under your breath at how you would never ever take a garbage players (such as myself) advice.
And I’ve got one thing to say to that;
Your words are hurtful.
But that’s okay!
To be honest, this isn’t entirely fleshed out. It sort of feels like that one time where people were trying to make Makto good again, but now with double the “consistency”*!
So go on! Give it a whirl and fine tune this puppy! And for the love of all that is RNG please share with me your modifications.
*Consistency is a loose term. All draws are based on probability. Vampikachu will not be held accountable for his poor choice of words. If you’re suffering any serious side effects see a psychiatrist about any feelings of distrust you may be having.