Salmonparty.dek

We have a saying in my family that goes: "The only thing more consistent than an 8 Merchant deck is a 12 Merchant deck." Or something like that, I don't speak Polish, so they could have been saying anything, really.

For the most part, this deck loses. But when it wins, it does so by grabbing Mask, Horn, and Katra. Roaches are there to trade with Market cards, so Crown is in there just for funsies. With this much Market interaction, why not? (Because I could put better cards in there, obviously, but nah.)

Notably missing is the Gorgon. This is a deck with Scream in it, more than a Scream deck. I tried Gorgon, and it made play clunkier. It's already weird, it didn't need a whole sub-axis from another deck stapled on.

Power is... Ok? Like, a better player would make it better, but I'm usually good on influence. The amount of depleted power can feel bad.

It's fun, though. Also, Eternal Warcry should allow "Meme" as a deck type.