Been playing mono red all my life, since I was a wee middle schooler building my first MTG deck in a small town in west Syberia. Playing mono red makes me feel alive. Bomat Courier, Runaway steam-kins, face hunter in Heartstone, discard burn in Runeterra - I've done it all. I live on the dangerous side, because this is how I roll. I also own a leather jacket.
Expensive version: replace Basher with Vadius. Premium, obviously. It makes the eyes light up.