This is a very early concept, and it's definitely not "there" yet, but it's good fun. Someone smarter than me could probably turn this into something real in the future.
Win conditions:
* Play tons of relics and then play
Alarming Findings off of
Perilous Research and bury the opponent in
Sandcrawlers and card advantage.
* Play
Waystone Gate and sacrifice it early to
Rocketblaster to slam with an 8/8 before your opponent can reasonably deal with it. Alternatively, your opponent can ambush in a
Saber-Tooth Prideleader without reading your card correctly and do all the hard work for you.
* Play tons of relics and then sacrifice them to fill the board with
Striding Skyline, ideally with even more attack thanks to
Ancient Defenses (which you should sacrifice last if you're smarter than me).
* Play
Pit of Lenekta out of the Market because why not. Your opponent is totally going to give you time for that.
* Play
Dinosaur Nests on turns 2 and 3 and laugh heartily.
Lose conditions:
* Not having a sweeper.
* Most things, probably.
* But especially
Display of Realities and
Passage of Eons.
*
Bore isn't much fun either.
Let me know how you actual good deck builders manage to fix this!