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[Master] Philosopher Pile (I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed)

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The Queensguard


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Do you get it? It's because the deck is full of can't. (It turns out the phrase "dad joke" was invented to successfully divert attention from the primary offenders--girls on the internet.)

This got me to master this month and appears to be allowing me to continue ranking by preventing my opponent from doing anything fun or interesting with their deck, especially when it ruins a card game played during their limited leisure time. Hooray!

People playing Azindel and Urchin drove me to this, may they someday understand the magnitude of their tactical error.

LOOK... Kaelos loves her stupid decks and will happily throw games to see them go off. This is what happens when people keep taking cards that Kaelos needs in order to throw the game. Kaelos doesn't get mad. Kaelos gets even. I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson, excepting Kaelos, who would like to avoid personal growth so that she can continue making "internet girl jokes."

TL;DR - Stoppit u fukken trihards


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Does not include campaign cost

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Influence Requirements
2 2 2

Power Sources
16 16 16 20

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Deck Rarities
12 10 28 4 22

Card Types
29 5 18 0 28

Contains Cards From Campaigns
Jekk's Bounty [Set1001]
Dead Reckoning [Set1003]


December 10, 2019

December 9, 2019


Eternal Version
The Flame of Xulta

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Revisions (Since last major patch) December 10, 2019



Pondershock Eternal Version: 1.49.2
Now for the real challenge, figure out how to work Scourge of Frosthome into this for maximum "why am I still playing" reactions from your opponent.
JTJag Eternal Version: 1.47.9
The spiteful spirit of Aerial Eggs is strong in this deck