So I looked at myself, and realized my previous submission wasn't enough jank. I have since remedied this. May I introduce you all to... a Restrained Action relic weapon deck.
Despite being jank, it's still functional, and can definitely win games, mostly off of
Statuary Maiden and
Rolant, Iron Tyrant, both solid 4 drops. But in spite of their quality, the main focus of this are the four copies of
Restrained Action. Use one of them, and you suddenly have a huge number of options as your turns progress, starting with sacrifice fodder and utility, and ending with the mighty Icaria and Brel.
Get your power fixed with Petition, and cruise to your lategame in style as you smack opposing units with Greatswords and Vestiges while securing the board with the many units on display here. I do hope this will be fun to play for you all, too.