A consistent reliable predictable deck

I want to know who can make the spiciest homebrew with these cards as a starting point. I don't care what cards you add or take out as long as it doesn't end up looking like another deck on this site (at least 5+cards different). credit to Masto for inspiring this abomanation:

Masto's deck

This is just a pile of components I'm hoping someone will sort out and make a decent deck out of for me.
If you are new - Don't craft this list, the title is a misnomer. I played it and got up to 56 power with pyrotech in hand only to realize I only had one Fire influence -.- then I lost, slowly.