Pledgeroach

This deck was a very stupid moment of inspiration for me.

May still see some tweaks, but it's most definitely in a complete and functional state.

Notes:
ALWAYS pledge first turn. Thanks to the Glasshoppers, you won't lose the unit for good, anyways. I usually prefer to pledge one of the time units, but whatever you have will work.
Sleeping Draught and Star-Reader's Blade should mostly be saved for Clockroachs, to get more activations off.
Fell Ritual mostly exists to give you access to a flying/lifesteal unit if needed, but this deck generally functions best if you can just steamroll them down quickly.
Glasshopper can be played before Clockroach, in order to get you extra units/lower cost, but Tock Tick should ideally be saved until after some activations.