Clockroach Report

Because TPS Report sounded too clichè.

This is more of an experimental deck than anything--a Roach deck without Crown and putting Shadow in for Primal. I dunno if it's even fair to call it a Roach deck, seeing as it's missing all the hallmarks you'd normally see to re-proc Echo and ensure you hit critical infestation. It's probably better to call it a Sewer Sludge deck.

And while it lacks a lot, it can pull some tricks via Haunting Scream. Meditation and Swear Vengeance will give you re-draws (assuming you don't get nipped) of whatever you fetched, the former being better for your Roaches and the latter for everything else. We even let Old Man Tock Tick along for the ride in case we run up against another Shadow deck that wants to mill our more valuable units out.

I'll come back and tweak this based on what I can get my mitts on. I make no claims this deck is viable. Use at your own risk. Refund in MI for 15 cents.