How to lose friends and influence people

You've all played against the old chalice control. Now, prepare to be even more frustrated by the new, even slower chalice control!

Featuring the blisteringly fast wincon combination of Amber Ring and Crystalline Chalice, chalice players can now generate an infinite amount of bodies for chalice activations. This results in peak levels of frustration, as you are slowly ground down to nothing while the chalice player wipes the board every 3 turns and proceeds to gain 2183681276 life.