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Illiteracy.dek

Throne Deck By
Kaelos
The Queensguard

+36

Cost Curve

Type

Faction

Information

Never play this. It was created as a proof-of-concept of how literally any card with text is more usable than a vanilla card (in constructed.) The only way I could find to make them marginally-usable was by turning them into cards with text.

EDIT: WHY ARE YOU UPVOTING THIS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

EDIT EDIT: The only thing this deck will do re:master rank is take you from 1 to 1400 in 5 games flat.

Details

Shiftstone Cost
Does not include campaign cost
31,750
Premium Cost
136,800
Influence Requirements
1 2 1
Power Sources
12 13 12 12
Power Calculator
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Deck Rarities
49 5 4 8
Card Types
30 8 12 0 25
Archetype
Tempo
Added
August 20, 2019
Views
7,134
Eternal Version
Dark Frontier
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Deck URL
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Comments

greedman Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Need more upvotes. And less double powers. Go full sigils as tallshark suggested
sto650 Edited Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Congrats, Kaelos! You now have the highest rated deck in the history of Eternalwarcry! (And no, I did not add to the upvotes.)
PandaBroPound Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Am literally unstobbaple with the power
sto650 Eternal Version: 1.46.9
You mean illiterately unstobapple?
Fhynal Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Nice synergies going on this deck.
greedman Eternal Version: 1.46.9
This deck is unstoppable.
Gandalf Eternal Version: 1.46.9
If it helps, I didn't upvote this
Paulo Eternal Version: 1.46.9
"It was created as a proof-of-concept of how literally any card with text is more usable than a vanilla card (in constructed.)"

If you need a certain subtype with a certain cost these flat cards would be useful.

It also depends of the text of the card. For example: a reckless may not be advantageous for the lack of control. Then a no text card could be more interesting.
LordWane Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Nice deck to teach humility after lost rating. Congratulations :-)
mojozip Eternal Version: 1.46.9
i don't read good to
VaylinArcher Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Actually deranked out of masters with this. Works perfectly as intended!
Thatresolves Eternal Version: 1.46.9
I got to master with this next month!
TallSharkandHandsome4960 Edited Eternal Version: 1.46.9
I loved the deck, but found myself having to read the spells. I swapped the following cards out for minimum reading:

- Torch -> Heavy Axe
- Unstable Form -> Crystal Dirk
- Vargo's Pelt -> Helpful Doorbot
- Shapeshifter's Mask -> Improvised Club
- Mass Polymorph -> Jotun Warrior

Up to quadruple digit masters now! Thanks Kaelos!

EDIT:
Also changing all power to sigils.
Paulo Eternal Version: 1.46.9
You forgot to change all non-sigil powers to sigils.
TallSharkandHandsome4960 Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Now I know where that headache came from. Fixed!
ThaliaTea Eternal Version: 1.46.9
Just finished using this deck to reach masters in eternal, legend in hearthstone, and now I'm on my way to the national championships in chess. That description won't stop me, because I can't read!
madeinmidian Edited Eternal Version: 1.46.9
i just got to master with this deck, it's so much better that it looks like at first sight.
Luchito Eternal Version: 1.46.9
played it... it does fun stuff.