Never play this. It was created as a proof-of-concept of how literally any card with text is more usable than a vanilla card (in constructed.) The only way I could find to make them marginally-usable was by turning them into cards with text.
EDIT: WHY ARE YOU UPVOTING THIS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
EDIT EDIT: The only thing this deck will do re:master rank is take you from 1 to 1400 in 5 games flat.