RDW For People With No Free Time

Do you enjoy playing eternal but have school, a job, or responsibilities?
Is your only available play time your 5 minute bathroom break?
Well look no further, this is the perfect deck for anyone whose life includes anything other than playing games all day!
Hi, I’m 241Ackerman, video game enjoyer and professional job haver. Now I already know what you’re thinking;
“Wow you can has job and play games too?”

Hahaha, no not really. But this conundrum is solved by playing mono red, it’s just so easy! Just win! And if the enemy stabilizes just concede! Either you’re done by the time you get off the shitter!
What a product!