For the Love of Tesseract

Oh great Tesseract, we beseech you to please let us play cheap spells that deal damage face until our enemies grovel at your tentacles! Hear our prayer and accept this offering of little robots!

This deck is bad. do not make it.
I want it to work, but it doesn't.
The problem is that you typically can't do anything before Tesseract comes down, and then you are just waiting for spells and praying that your opponent doesn't have any hard removal. reread helps, but I'd love to fit dark return too... if only align dealt damage instead of saying sacrifice. then hen and scrounger could grab it.

If anyone gets something like this to work, I'm very interested.