Sadistic Combrei

The following is based on a true story. Trigger warning: Shadow abuse.

T1 - Play Time Symbol.
Opp. T1 - Play Shadow Symbol.
T2 - Play Combrei Painting, Genetrix Irel, Wayward.
Opp. T2 - Play Stonescar Painting, Exploit, mouse over avatar and Irel in confusion, pass turn.
T3 - Play Crest of Progress, play 5/6 Genetrix Irel, Wayward.
Opp. T3 - Play Exploit again, mouse over everything, concede.

Ultimately, this is just a straightforward midrange deck cooked with an unhealthy amount of salt for the current Throne meta.

Genetrix Irel, Wayward - Hate for Exploit, Autotread, Steyer's Eyes, mill, reanimator... really almost everything. Just hope your opponent doesn't play Honor of Claws.
Teacher of Humility - Hate for card draw. What kind of sick bastard plays Evenhanded Golem?
Sandstorm Titan - Hate for aggro and flying. Slow down and let me actually play the game please.
Ubsat the Savior, Svetya, Lightbringer - Hate for units. Vara, Vengeance-Seeker is more fun when she's a 4-cost vanilla 3/3 or, even better, stuck in your opponent's hand.
Thundering Kerasaur - Hate for spells. Yes, Kira Ascending draws you a card everytime you play a spell on her, but it draws me one too.
Desert Marshal - Hate for fun in general. Card text ruins games, especially when it's attached to Rolant, Iron Tyrant.
Evenhanded Golem - Hate for decency.

Overall, it actually works surprisingly well; I've gone 16-4 in the last 20 games with a mix of Casual and Ranked at the ~50 Masters level. The Market probably needs work.