It's a terrible card. It's awful. It's embarrassing. People laugh at you when you play it.
Shush, I say.
This deck had a couple of iterations over the past few days, but ultimately, the deck shushed the competition and convincingly got me into Masters. The win rate was about 67%.
Three copies of
Shush (I almost wanted the full four) permanently silenced discard enablers, random crazy legendary fatties into vanilla units, pesky
Grand Suppressor, and fliers. Don't play it, they say. I call BS.
The Card Choices
-4x
Sword of Unity moved to the market. I decided one Sword was enough to get me out of a sticky situation.
+4x
Saber-Tooth Prideleader were added after facing a bunch of aggro and relics this weekend. I also felt I needed the additional units.
-3x
Combrei Blueprints in favor of +4
Justice Etchings in addition to the 4x
Winchest Merchant to add to the market access. I felt in my games I was wanting to get to the market and just wouldn't draw a merchant.
-4x
Builder's Decree. I had a full set in here, but I decided Etchings were too important. Maybe debatable.
4x
Desert Marshal and 4x
Valkyrie Enforcer for early game silence. Desert Marshall's ambush also very helpful.
4x
Tocas, Waystone Harvester shut down Hooru
Kira Ascending decks and was a fat body against aggro.
-4x
Ky, Awakened Master in favor of 4x
Sediti, the Killing Steel. I wanted to try Ky, and I really wanted him to be good. Ultimately, it just wasn't in this deck. I didn't have enough units, and as a ground unit, it just sat there most of the time. Sediti can be a mixed bag sometimes. And against Hooru, it's sometimes hit or miss if they have Aegis. And of course, your opponents
always has multiple copies of their own when you can't draw a single one. That said, warping without the onslaught is never a bad thing.
4x
Lord Steyer's Tower is just gas of a card. People hate dealing with it, and the value is just amazing.
3x
Enter the Monastery and 4x
Icaria, Valkyrie Captain helped with ramp.
4x
Vanquisher's Blade locked out the void. I considered
Adjudicator's Gavel, but the times I lost to discard or reanimator, one Gavel wouldn't have mattered, I think.
4x
Diana, Faith's Shield is Diana. Not much to say there.
The Market
Svetya, Merciful Orene out of the market can close out games ultimately. I had
Svetya, Lightbringer in the market, but I dropped it in favor of
Massive Greatsword.
Pristine Light and
Shen-Ra Speaks for board wipes, but really, I almost never chose Speaks.
Conclusion
It's not like this is innovative. It uses just one new card,
Justice Sketch. That
is a good one though. Doubling a unit's stats can push you over the finish line sometimes. And like I said, I tried using Ky, it just didn't work. So... boring Combrei fliers.
Shush, don't tell anyone.
Throne Open
I went 17-11 with this deck in the Revelations Throne Open.
to the tune of ‘Dream Police’ by Cheap Trick
The fun police, they live inside of your hand
The fun police, they come to ruin my deck
The fun police, they're coming to Shush my guys, oh no
My units have mad skills
And that fast spell ain't nice
And when you silence me
I don't think I'll survive the fight, the fight
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single match they're driving me insane
Those men inside the game
The fun police, they live inside of your hand
(Live inside of your hand)
The fun police, they make me so fucking mad
(Make me so fucking mad)
The fun police, they're coming to Silence me, oh no
Well, I can't play my cards
'Cause they'll only get Shushed
And when I try to strike
Desert Marshal ambush, ambush!
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single match they're driving me insane
Those men inside the game
I try to ult, but it’s to late, there is no card text there
Just little X'es at the bottom, makes me stop and stare
They silence me, I try to fight, they won't let me alone
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single match they're driving me insane
Those men inside the game
The fun police, they live inside of your hand
The fun police, they make me so fucking mad
The fun police, they're coming to silence me
The fun police
The fun police
The fun police
The fun police
The fun police